Kenyans are
the type of people who ruin everything. From the simple things to the big
things.
Take social
media for example. We are so desperate for attention we’d go to the weirdest of
lengths just to be noticed! From stupid ideas to naked pictures. Some people
don’t mind labeling themselves whores and sluts, if it will make them ‘famous’.
I put that in quotes because the Oxford dictionary and I agree on the
definition of fame and it is not that!
Facebook,
Twitter, Instagram… these social sites are full of hungry and idle Kenyan
folk who have no self-respect whatsoever. You can no longer use social media
for the way it was intended, to socialize. Then again, not everyone understands
the meaning of socializing. When it comes to Craig’s list, well that’s just a
site for awkward people. Funny, you won’t find any Kenyans there claiming it’s
for losers when they actually fit the profile.
In this day
and age, there is no way you can have a ‘normal’ conversation with a dude with
him asking for a picture of your boobs by the 3rd text or tweet! I
mean what the eff??? I don’t know you like that man! I just want to have a
conversation! Is that too much to ask? Just because you are on a dry spell, we
both should realize by this time that it is due to your repulsive and
disgusting nature, doesn’t mean that I am!
The Kenyan
population on social sites has the largest number of critics when it comes to
other people’s grammar. In my opinion, I think these fellows are yet to recover
from the shock of that A in English they got back in high school. Not that it’s
relevant, I also had an A but you don’t see me going around tutoring grammar to
the less privileged. Unless they ask for it of course. My point is, it is
hypocritical to run around dismissing other people for their English yet
Kenyans coin and trade mark the most ridiculous words. Words that even the word
silly thinks are sillier!
Fap, nyap (I
have never typed such and it burns me to do so)…. Some words are just too
uncouth to type. Come one people, it makes no sense!
God created
the world in six days and on the seventh he rested.
…… on the
eighth day, I think that’s when he came up with the idea of Kenya!
Then again,
I’m just saying!
