If ever the world was to end right now and God asked you what you did with your life, what would you say....?
Obviously he knows the answer.... but He asked you anyway.
If ever you were walking down Koinange street on a Monday night, minding your own business then you get grabbed by the police on account of being a prostitute, how would you react....?
I wonder how you'd be dressed for that to happen...
If ever Lady Gaga actually wore clothes and was actually normal, what effect would that have on global warming....?
How much meat does one need to make a dress?
If ever LeBron James and Katty Perry decided to have a baby....
Does that even count as a thought?
If ever apple came up with a gadget that could do hair, does it get to have fingers?
Isn't that just a robot?
If ever The Church of England had remained under the Roman Catholic Church, would the queen double as the pope...?
Female pope. Interesting...
Wait, that has already happened...
If ever... Seriously, how big is Humphrey Khayange?
Would he fit in a Toyota Vitz?
If ever it was the stig's wedding...
Hold that thought...
If ever there was a parallel universe somewhere out there....
Now lets assume they is...
What am i?
If ever chicken decided to cross the railway instead of the road.... How would that joke end?
..... Railway chicken??
If ever people laid eggs.....
Really...???
Yeah....I think am done!
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